What up ya’ll? PlumberCrack is the strangest game I’ve ever played. I don’t know whether or not I want to continue playing it or not. I have an issue with staring at some guy shaking his crack around while I’m trying to flick ice cubes down his pants. That is literally the whole point of the game. I just don’t know. I’m speechless. I can’t believe that a game like this actually exists…..
Do you guys have this game? What do you guys think?
Bottom line: This game may be strange but it is entertaining if you don’t mind looking at an animated ass crack the entire time. Plus, it’s free, so you don’t have anything to lose.
Review: Earth Defense – Legend of Defender
Yo gangsta gamin’ nation, listen up. I picked up this here game, Earth Defense: Legend of Defender, and it has been kickin’ my sorry ass to the curb. Seriously, I just can’t hang with this game. I can’t tell if I’m just a pathetic excuse for an earth defender or this game is just straight up clunky and unnatural. Considering the fact that I am the OG gangsta gamer, I’m blaming the game. Let me give you the low down and what’s going down….
First of turning your space tank is ridiculousy difficult, last minute turn arounds are damn near impossible. It’s just unnatural. Personally, I think it’s just a cheap cop out for a remake of Space Invaders. At least moving around in that was easier and manageable, this is just absurd. Also, since when do space enemies fly in distinct patterns? Last time I checked space was crazy…not some maze of pathways. I mean come on, that’s just basic science, even a gangsta like me can figure that one out. That ain’t the point the homies. The point is, there is too much challenge and too little enjoyment. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good challenge but this shit just ain’t pleasurable. On top of all that, if you earn extra defense systems, why the fuck do you have to wait a few seconds for them to deploy. I earned this damn bonus weapons and I want to use them when I need them, not three seconds after I’m already dead. That leads me to another topic, it needs to be a little more clear how close you are to dying and if you’ve been damaged or not. The batter logo at the top just doesn’t cut it for me because I’m too distracted by the actual killing rampage I’ve got to be on.
Bottom line: For a game that’s free, I’d give it a chance. It’s not the worst game out there but it’s certainly not the best. Don’t expect efficiency or excellent graphics. It is what it is. A free shooter game.
After Thoughts: MakeMyMusic App
Bottom line: This app is weak. The only saving grace is that it’s fucking free, otherwise I wouldn’t even bother touching that shit. I’m just sayin’ it’s not worth your time. Save the effort and download a fucking dope game like Dice With Buddies, I’m still addicted to that game. But for real, stay away if you like NOT wasting your time.
Signing off, this gangsta is gone. Time to get my swerve on, catch me tomorrow!
Initial Thoughts: MakeMyMusic App
The crew over at Tektontek claim that their app creates automatic personalized music play lists from your entire library so that you can listen to the tracks the way you like them, without having to manage play lists. We’ll see about that.
So, I picked up the app, and it looks pretty sleek, a bit glitchy, but it seems promising. I’m going to have to go through settings to personalize my app. In other words, I need to gangstafy it. Shouldn’t be to big of a problem. The one issue that I have with the app is that it was displaying the current track it was playing incorrectly. That shit ain’t gonna fly. Hopefully it was just a quick glitch, I have so much music on my phone that if it randomly shuffles to something I love and can’t remember, I need to know for sure what that shit is. You feel me homies?
Bottom line: I have high hopes for this app. For the amount of hype it’s got on it, I really hope it lives up to the hype.
Check back in a few days for a full scale review of MakeMyMusic.
Preview: Alcohoot – The World’s First Smartphone Breathalyzer
Yo, listen up. What I gotta tell you is important and can save some lives. The crew over at Alcohoot have created the first iPhone breathalyzer. The concept is brilliant. Pretty much all you need to know is in the video and I’ll be the first one to pick this up when it’s officially released. It’s currently undergoing beta testing and tweaks, this one is going to kill it in the smartphone market, I can feel it.
OG’s Favorite Features:
-The BAC reading
-Call a local taxi service
-Find a restaurant to sober up in
-Tired mode: your phone rings/vibrates every few minutes to keep you awake while driving
This is some forward thinking shit homie! I’ll def be keeping all of you posted as soon as this bad boy is released.
Bottom line: Genius idea. Perfect for the gangsta nation. Perfect for drunk retardes everywhere.
Review: Dice with Buddies
Yo, how do you know if you’re a true gangsta gamer? You got a dice game on yo mothafuckin’ iPhone. Dice With Buddies is the most addicting game that I’ve picked up this year. Seriously, going head to head with your homies or some random gangsta is straight badass. It’s like Words With Friends only more entertaining and simpler. Why mess with words when you can play a game that you’ve been playing on the streets of the hood for years? Now that’s an easy question to answer homie.
I’ve been a hater on this in other games so I won’t let this game go off without a bit of a diss. In game purchases, I hate them. It’s bad enough that I have to sit through all the ads in the free version and you still taunt me with a chance to get some more rolls. I mean, that ain’t fair. Why should someone else have a bigger advantage then you just because they paid the developers more money? It just ain’t fair!
But yo, I can’t hate because I’m really lovin’ this game and it’s totally worth every issue I have with it. For real.
Bottom line: If you looking for a dope, simple game of dice, this shit is for you. Mob dice with your homies or a stranger, it don’t matter. Just get ready for addiction.
Review: iStunt 2
Yo gangsta gamaz! I finally found a bad ass free game. Shit is fucking epic son. I’m not even kidding you. I was skeptical at first but it turns out this gangsta can be one bad ass snowboarder. So yo, I picked up iStunt 2 made by the homies at MiniClip Studios. Nah mean? Yea. Those some gangstas that brought you all those free online flash games. Yea, they back. Dolla dolla bills ya’ll!
iStunt is all about proving yourself as the most gangsta snowboarder on the mountain. You feel me? Well I happen to be one of those badass boarders. This has just replaced Temple Run as my favorite game of the year. For real. Say what you will, this one is addicting as fuck.
Bottom line: This games is the most badass snowboarding game on the market, and it’s free. That shit is gangsta as fuck. No doubt about it.
Review: Stick Stunt Biker
Yo, listen here gangsta gamer nation, I’ve had it up to here with these whack stick figure games. Seriously, you think people enjoy shitty graphics? Well they don’t, at least this gangsta doesn’t. Stick Stunt Biker, that shit just ain’t cutting it. I mean shit, I wasted a whole dollar on that punk ass game. I just got ripped the fuck off homie. Seriously, I’m angry. Ya’ll don’t wanna know how crazy I get when I get ripped off. That shit just straight ain’t cool.
Take my word gangsta nation, this is the last time that I am ever trusting a game that has “stick” in the title or screenshots of a stick in the preview page. Seriously, I don’t know how everyone thinks this game is fun. Stick Stunt Biker ain’t fun and it ain’t original either. You feel me?
I gave it a shot, I really did. I wanted to like it, but it just never happened for me. It’s a shame.
Bottom line: Honestly, I feel ripped off. For 99c, I know that I could find a better game in the app store. I feel cheated and I wouldn’t want any of my readers and fellow gangsters to feel cheated. That’s just bad karma. If you think I’m crazy, spend the dollar and see for yourself.
Review: RunStickRun!
Yo yo yo, so this game, it’s just another poser. For real, you have no idea, I’ve seen this game over and over. The concept is starting to get old. Plus, the graphics are pathetic compared to the other games, like, Robot Unicorn Attack. Now that game was gangsta, this one, just an amateur phony.
I must say though, for the price of free, it’s not totally worthless. I mean for a game that’s half as good as its predecessors, it’s only fair that they give it away for free. But, then again, that means in game advertisements and that shit is whack. I can’t hate on it completely, it was a good effort, but just not quite gangsta enough for this gama.
Bottom line: This game is whack but for the price of free, I’ll let it slide. But seriously, somethings got to give, I need some more creativity to keep on enjoying this game for longer than 5 minutes.
Addicting: Save The Pencil [iOS]
You know how unbelievable excited I get when I discover an amazing, addictive, free app. Well I did it again. Save The Pencil is my kind of game. Remember Crayon Physics and that whole thing? Well, Save The Pencil takes a similar concept and makes it its bitch.
Basically, you’re trying to keep your HB #2 pencil out of harms way. If this takes you back to the days of elementary school, well, it should. The nostalgic (yeah, this gangsta is learning some vocabulary son) feel of the lined paper, pencils, rulers, and paper clips makes for quite the retro game. Retro is the new gangsta, I’m tellin’ you homies. You gotta collect all the stars to gain the most stars, shit starts out super easy but don’t be fooled, you’ll be stumped soon enough. In short, stay away from those damn paper clips, they’ll take you straight back to the beginning. They are your archenemy, you gotta swag all over them and prove your gangsta dominance.
Oh, did I mention this shit was free. Well, this shit is free. Apparently, when it was first released, it used to be a dollar. One hole dollar. If it were still that way I’d argue it was totally worth every last cent. But, they changed it. It’s free, so if you’re pinching pennies you can cool off and get down to an awesome game.
Bottom line: For a game that’s free but actually worth a dollar, it’s definitely a game that needs to be downloaded AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. I’m not kidding around here. You’re honestly missing out on an addicting, challenging, and unique game. Get your shit together and download it.
Feelin’ a little homesick from the hood. Yee. Had to throw this one in there. Rep it!
